Tweet I’ll drive the banshee. Time to tag team the forerunners!
Tweet The roads can predict the weather better than my late night news.
Tweet Please wash all areas as needed.
Tweet Church Monday.
Tweet I wasn’t behind this truck. It came outta no where!
Tweet Then attempt to read this sign.
Tweet Have come up with the best sales items.
Tweet Who’s ready with their shot gun?
Tweet No thanks, I’ll wait for a sale.
Tweet Only $3000? How about lifetime in prison.