Tweet There is a huge sale on an item I need today!
Tweet 501 degrees?! Well I guess I don’t need my skin today, or body for that matter.
Tweet The roads can predict the weather better than my late night news.
Tweet Who’s ready with their shot gun?
Tweet No thanks, I’ll wait for a sale.
Tweet We will enjoy a bit of meth to go along with this hymn.
Tweet They may not be suited for needing this sign
Tweet Can backfire if you work at a Hardware/Pottery store.
Tweet Today just seems to be a really crispy day for me.
Tweet if people re-read their signs to make sure it makes sense.